Express shopping lines for non-Christians ?

Having seen the mad rush last week of brain-washed Xmas shoppers, I reckon that shops should have express counters for non-Christians and those who are not celebrating the birth of the prophet Jesus. Upon producing the appropriate documentation (eg. identity papers, copy of Koran/Gita, Yellow Star of David, branded tattoes, ethnic gear etc), these shoppers could be allowed to enter the express queue and purchase their everyday items in relative tranquility.